I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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