We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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