she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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