fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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