Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize