I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My vagina just clenched in fear
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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