ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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