Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I party with great urgency now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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