So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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