I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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