i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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