Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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