Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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