If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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