If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
