Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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