so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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