Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize