I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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