Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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