Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
