K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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