Me. At least after what I've been through.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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