I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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