I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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