He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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