I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize