I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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