I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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