that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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