Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am midnight drunk by noon
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
