i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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