Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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