He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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