North Korea, Best Korea!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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