cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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