I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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