you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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