At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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