We won't sleep together?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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