Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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