Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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