But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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