I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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