Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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