After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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