On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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