Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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