Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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