Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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