dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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