Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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