Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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